Both me and my roomate got rear-ended this week.

Kinja'd!!! "Flyboy is FAA certified insane" (flyboy396)
11/11/2016 at 11:32 • Filed to: Florida

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First off, fuck Florida drivers. This is the 4th time I’ve gotten hit in the 2-1/2 years I’ve been living here.

Secondly, I’m glad I bought a car with such large bumpers. The dudes brand-new Silverado that ran into me is going to need a whole new front fascia. No damage to me.

The Challenger wasn’t so lucky. It’s going to need some plastic surgery, to the tune of $1500 from the offending Camry’s insurance.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Flyboy is FAA certified insane
11/11/2016 at 11:39

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Check the BMW subframe anyway.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Flyboy is FAA certified insane
11/11/2016 at 11:43

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German steel strong like panzer.


Kinja'd!!! Flyboy is FAA certified insane > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
11/11/2016 at 11:48

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I did. It’s all good.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Flyboy is FAA certified insane
11/11/2016 at 11:53

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Florida drivers really are the worst.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Flyboy is FAA certified insane
11/11/2016 at 11:55

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The benefit of diving board bumpers. Look uncool but be tough as hell at the same time.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Flyboy is FAA certified insane
11/11/2016 at 13:06

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In the 8 years I live in Florida I had never seen/heard of so many rear-endings. I used to joke about how I could tie my steering wheel straight, set the cruise at 55 MPH, fall asleep and drive across the state. The roads are all flat and straight- yet at least once a week I’d see a car on its roof. And my GOD- the pandemonium when a new roundabout is constructed! It’s like their entire lives are turned upside down!